2006.09.25. 01:39 | riotsinhungary
Who leaked Gyurcsány's speech to the media?
- Those who hate him say it was the PM himself. The cunning bastard wants to manipulate the masses in a way that ordinary Hungarians can't really understand.
- Those who love him say it was the PM himself. The cunning genius wants to manipulate the masses in a way that ordinary Hungarians can't really understand.
Who started the riots?
- Commie agents paid by Gyurcsány, who wants to discredit the noble revolutionaries by associating them with pain and destruction.
- Evil ex-PM Viktor Orbán, who is trying to completely ruin the country so he can get back to power.
- The Jews, the Romanians or the Slovaks.
What is going to happen now?
- The government will cancel the upcoming local elections, and turn the country into a communist dictatorship.
- The Virgin Mary, protectror of Hungary will rise again and lead the nation to a future completeley free of evil commies.
- The ruthless nazis out in the streets of Budapest are planning a coup d'etat, either with or without Viktor Orbán.
What is the rest of the world thinking?
- They - especially the Jews, the Romanians and the Slovaks - hate Hungary and want all Hungarains bankrupt and dead.
- They just love us. Hungary is the leading light of Central Europe. Always was, always will be.
- They have a cunning plan to rob Hungary of all its riches. Unfortunately the plan is secret and ordinary Hungarians wouldn't understanfd it anyway.
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